Upon learning of the death of my boyhood hero on June 8th, 1993

John Atyeo died today aged sixty-one,

A heart attack;

As if yesterday

I watched him attack defences,

A man with a lion’s heart;

Hungry, a predator for goals,

As if yesterday

I was a boy with dreams

Willing to die for my hero,

Alive with him every moment

Scoring for Bristol City and England.

His goals were wondrous and sublime

As when upon the crowd’s roar

I hammered shot after shot crashing

Into an unsympathetic neighbour’s fence;

I only did it for Bristol City,

But I was misunderstood,

Constantly penalised for bad conduct.

This never happened to Gentleman John,

Exemplary behaviour on and off the field.

I loved the man and all he stood for;

(Making me stand in an orderly line

Holding on to his photo hoping he’d sign).

So, the dream ends?

For me football was truly a beautiful game,

John so burly but with surprising skill,

A huge heart that beat loyally for Bristol;

(Not cynically sponsored and measured for loot

But wholesome and blessed with a magical boot).

For the urchin from Hartcliffe striving to be a man

It was Big John of the City scoring great goals

Forever stirring the heart, but so much more,

He fired the imagination,

And in looking skywards

I began to believe that one day

All my dreams would come true.

Hippy Days Hotel Seaside Asides Summer 1970

“Have you a holiday job available please?”

“Sorry sir we have no staff shortages (You’re another one of them long-haired lazy bastards and I wouldn’t employ if you paid me.)

“Well thanks anyway (I knew that was coming slime-ball.) Do you know of any hotel vacancies nearby?”

“I’m sorry sir, I don’t know of any.” (Plenty of room in the sewage system)

“Oh well, never mind.” (Lying sod, you can stuff your pseudo smile Right up your arse)

“It is rather late in the season sir, you would be better off in a city.” (A place where you can smoke your pot and go to orgies without bothering me)

“Once again, many thanks” (For nothing)

“My pleasure sir.” (Get lost).