“Have you a holiday job available please?”
“Sorry sir we have no staff shortages (You’re another one of them long-haired lazy bastards and I wouldn’t employ if you paid me.)
“Well thanks anyway (I knew that was coming slime-ball.) Do you know of any hotel vacancies nearby?”
“I’m sorry sir, I don’t know of any.” (Plenty of room in the sewage system)
“Oh well, never mind.” (Lying sod, you can stuff your pseudo smile Right up your arse)
“It is rather late in the season sir, you would be better off in a city.” (A place where you can smoke your pot and go to orgies without bothering me)
“Once again, many thanks” (For nothing)
“My pleasure sir.” (Get lost).